friend: do you want to hang out?
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask mom*
me: she said no

The female body is the purest form of art you will ever see.

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"Denounce my philosophies?…. Nah nigga"

Thug Life paraphrasing Socrates  (via revenge-of-socrates)

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tap water has made my bones invincible.. 

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